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November 29th, 2007

madam.martini's picture

Ahhh...

...what more could we expect from our beloved Stan and Vincent? :)

sister_dark's picture

lol

Nothing more and nothing less...

.:'In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Not Dark but beautiful and as terrible as the Dawn. Trecherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love me and despair!:.

SangreReina's picture

Mistletoe

Yes...and maybe for Vera there'll be a nice little kiss under the misletoe *hint hint, Shivian* (do pagans even do mistletoe at Yule? I'm solitary, so I've no-one to ask :( )

My karma ran over my dogma

Mr. B's picture

I think...

I'm pretty sure we pagans invented the whole mistletoe thing, actually. ;) However, I'll leave the definitive answer to the professionals... *taps the mic* Ahem, is there a druid in the room to confirm this? Hello? Any druids in the room, please?

silvermoonstar3's picture

I know...

That pagans started having it around this time of year... I'm not so sure about the kissing part....
_,.:*:.,_Tisiphone_,.:*:.,_

tawaen's picture

Mistletoe kissing is very much Pagan.

Actually, it was a Norse invention. Lemme see if I can find my link...
http://www.cand...

Kina's picture

Is this?

Is this Shivians plans for Yule? =P xXx

xXxBlessed BexXx

Shivian Balaris's picture

lawyers

my lawyers have advised me to respond with a "no comment" comment.

Kina's picture

Darn it i was hoping for an

Darn it i was hoping for an invite =p xXx

xXxBlessed BexXx

Shivian Balaris's picture

List

I will place you on the guest list... :-)

liliana's picture

hey!

what about me? and can i bring a friend?

-->He is YOUR god, they are YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell!<--

faeriemama's picture

Ya know what they say...

lulz... no comment means "yes"!

)O( Blessed Be! )O(

Frogger_67214's picture

Oooh!

I want a spontaneous semi-drunken orgy for Yule!
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Magic is like weaving a song out of light

zen-lida's picture

*raises hand*

ME TOO! ME TOO!

~~Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes~~

liliana's picture

ummm . . .

i know i have plans for mistletoe - my bf would be the type to surprise me with it, although he may want to do something more along vera's train of thought (not that i would mind, unless the mistletoe was infested with nargles) cuz we like to do fun random stuff. We're also going caroling, although there may end up being a slight disagreement on what we sing, cuz i will want to sing secular songs, while he will want to sing religious songs. (I let slip that when i was little -and still xtian- that my favorite song was "The Little Drummer Boy" so he might try to talk me into singing it. oh well. he's prolly the only one that could get me to do it. gods, love stinks sometimes.

-->He is YOUR god, they are YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell!<--

sister_dark's picture

Ahh Nargles

Alas no mistletoe in Aus for Xmas, only swealtering heats and Midsummer preperations... -sighs-

I wish peanuts could talk....

terralynn's picture

Vera...

Ok, after reading all these comments about how Vera should get a girlfriend, I actually had a dream about it last night (wow, my first dream featuring ohmygods characters). Is that a sign? Shivian??

madam.martini's picture

I agree...

...it's time poor Vera had a girlfriend too. She deserves all the loving, caring, compassionate and hornilicious attention that special woman in her life could provide.

vesta_vesves_star's picture

boy meets boy

reading to much boy meets boy has made me not used to ohmygods art anymore. xp And to think I've been reading it for so long.

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.::You know your awesome when your willing to listen to your friend rant for two hours about how much he wishes there was another guy in his arms right now::.

crazycandace's picture

i would like...

some eggnog right now.

Neth's picture

Winter Holiday

Me and my Atheist family replaced the Christmas that my parents were raised with with Giftmas: The feast of Prezzies!
On Giftmas Eve, at the very least in the preceding week, we eat latkes and ham. We also have a sockfight, with actual fighting socks these days, to burn off all that "must open prezzies!" energy.
And one year, we had eggnog milkshakes! With rum! Eggnog instead of ordinary milk, eggnog icecream instead of vanilla, and Barbossa (like Captain Morgan, but with a beard) spiced rum! Much fun was had.

If you don't think I'm crazy, you either don't know me very well or you're my therapist.

zen-lida's picture

Your family is awesome

At my house, we mostly use the holiday to get everyone together under one roof(surprisingly hard for our family) and eat off of the good china. And the prezzies. Can't forget those lol.

Hey, does anyone here celebrate Festivus?

~~Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes~~

Valdyra's picture

Ok, then you'll love this...

You know how a lot of ppl use the abreviation "X-mas" saying the "X" substitutes for the word "Christ" (or the letter "CH" in Greek)? Well, here's an all new Pagan-friendly reason to call it Xmas:
The Norse rune Gebo(G) which *looks* like the modern letter "X" is roughly translated as meaning "gift". So it really *could* be Gift-mas! (I created some Norse-inspired Yule cards around this concept - send me a note if you want a picture.)

Magnolia1253's picture

That is too cool

I wish I had thought of it. Now if only Gifu were aligned with the solstice...

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May love, darkness and kittens follow you wherever you go. Mau!

Loki_made_me_do_it's picture

X-mas

While I was attending a christian private school they would get pissed if anyone wrote Xmas, because, so they said, it X was an attempt of non-beilevers to take christ's name out of the holiday. I um... tried explaining the whole it stands for the greek letter thing. Nope it's a trick to make christmas "non-holy". um... yep, anyway when I told some of my friends that they suggested I write Xtain on my bible homework from now on. Didn't do it, I really don't like spending weeks at a time in the couslours office while people try to convert me.

Oberon's picture

Keeping up my duel campiagn(SP?)

GIRL FRIENDS FOR VICTOR AND VERA!

Vera because she's awesome.

Victor because the GF could be just the grounding force he needs...

Mr. B's picture

Victor... O_O

But the danger with a girlfriend for Victor would be if she were as spacey and stupid as he was... and then they might reproduce and there'd be more little Victor-esque characters running around, causing havoc! Pushing buttons on machines that they aren't supposed to touch! Attempting to build a really big fishing rod in order to "Draw down the Moon"! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

liliana's picture

NOOOOOO!

little victors and victorettes running around, that would be like hell on earth. in addition to mass hysteria, there would be panics, floods, fires, and eventually the accidental extermination of the entire human race. (which means that shivian would be fine, of course.)

-->He is YOUR god, they are YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell!<--

bear51313's picture

Little Victors and Victorettes!

I thought we already had right-wing conservatives?

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